Search Options
close
Search the following clips:
All Clips
Everyone's Clips
My Guides
Sign Up
Install
Learn More
Login
old school vs. new school
nitehawk121661
follow
0
7-13-2008 10:31 AM
52 views
Add a Comment
Login
to Comment. Not a member yet?
Sign up
Related Clips
Unleashed, Palin Makes a Pit Bull Look Tame
10 Rare Cloud Formations
Post-bailout AIG spends $440,000 for "retr...
Branded: Who You Callin' A Maverick
What Happened in Cleveland: Provisional Ba...
The Most Honorable John McCain
Quotes: To Kill A Mockingbird
More clips from
nitehawk121661
So True
Guys' Rules
hot water from the sun
Today's Top Clips
The rival to the Bible
Female Fighters: We Won't Stand for Male Dominance
Different nesting options :)
Our "Digital Shadow" -a Mind-Bending Prediction
Scientists create solar cells with a twist.
The Surge has Worked
Layers of Red Cliffs on Mars (Photo)
Clive Thompson: Why Veteran Visionaries Will Save the World
Obama Hatred at McCain-Palin Rallies: "Terrorist!" "Kill Him!"
Bush snubs Iran breakthrough opportunity
visit the
Top Clips page
View the Top Clips from
July 13, 2008
Embed This Clip In Your Site...
<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/ee15e81c-fba8-471a-b4ac-9485c679d363/A9D340F1-2296-4030-9BA4-5A0252272E0B/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.backwoodshome.com/humor/jokes111.html" href="http://www.backwoodshome.com/humor/jokes111.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.backwoodshome.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backwoodshome.com/humor/jokes111.html"><B>School 1958 vs. School 2008</B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backwoodshome.com/humor/jokes111.html"><FONT face="arial" color="#000000" size="2"> <B>Scenario</B>: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backwoodshome.com/humor/jokes111.html"><FONT face="arial" color="#000000" size="2"><B>1958</B> - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car, and gets his own shotgun to show Jack. </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backwoodshome.com/humor/jokes111.html"><FONT face="arial" color="#000000" size="2"><B>2008</B> - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, Jack is hauled off to jail, and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers. </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backwoodshome.com/humor/jokes111.html"><FONT face="arial" color="#000000" size="2"><BR /><B>Scenario</B>: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backwoodshome.com/humor/jokes111.html"><FONT face="arial" color="#000000" size="2"><B>1958</B> - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again. </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.backwoodshome.com/humor/jokes111.html"><FONT face="arial" color="#000000" size="2"><B>2008</B> - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra state funding because Jeffrey has a disability. </FONT></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/A9D340F1-2296-4030-9BA4-5A0252272E0B/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
Clipmarks
Home
New Clips
Top Clips
Dashboard
Popular Topics
News
Life
Science
Technology
Entertainment
Get Started
Sign Up
Install Clipping Tool
How Clipping Works
Clip-to-Blog™
ClipSearch
Tools and Resources
FAQ
ClipWeek
Top Clippers
Top Tags
Site Map
About Clipmarks
About Us
Contact
Blog
Copyright
Privacy
EULA
OK
