How to become a success


	How to become a success

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12-15-2007 6:29 AM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/4b61b388-9d72-4b85-8c53-ed16384ac99c/ACA11A1E-034C-4616-A80E-BF5824DA7F0C/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/WhatMakes100Percent.html" href="http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/WhatMakes100Percent.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.theburningbiscuit.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/WhatMakes100Percent.html"><FONT size="4">What does it mean to give MORE than 
		100%?  Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 
		100%?  We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to 
		give over 100%.  How about achieving 103%?What makes up 100% in life? 
		</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/WhatMakes100Percent.html"><P class="style17"><FONT size="4"><DIV>Here's a little mathematical formula 
		that might help you answer these questions:   </DIV>
If:  
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 
		</FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/WhatMakes100Percent.html"><FONT size="4">1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 
		17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.  </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/WhatMakes100Percent.html"><P class="style17"><FONT size="4">Then:  
<BR /><DIV>
		<FONT color="#008000"><SPAN class="style2">H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K</SPAN></FONT> is
		</DIV>
		<BR /><DIV>
		8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% <STRONG>  </STRONG>  </DIV>
</FONT><STRONG><FONT size="4">and  </FONT></STRONG></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/WhatMakes100Percent.html"><P class="style17"><SPAN class="style13"><FONT size="4" color="#0000ff">
		K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E</FONT></SPAN><FONT size="4"> is </FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/WhatMakes100Percent.html"><P class="style17"><FONT size="4">11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%  </FONT>
		</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/WhatMakes100Percent.html"><P class="style17"><FONT size="4">But,  </FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/WhatMakes100Percent.html"><P class="style17"><SPAN class="style4"><FONT size="4" color="#ff0000">
		A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E</FONT></SPAN><FONT size="4">   is 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%  </FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/WhatMakes100Percent.html"><P class="style17"><FONT size="4">And,  
<BR /><DIV>
		<FONT color="#800080"><SPAN class="style15">B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T</SPAN></FONT> 
		is  </DIV>
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%  </FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/WhatMakes100Percent.html"><P class="style17"><FONT size="4"><DIV>AND, look how far ass kissing will 
		take you.  </DIV>
		<BR /><DIV>
		<FONT color="#008080"><SPAN class="style8">A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G</SPAN></FONT> is
		</DIV>
		<BR /><DIV>
		1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%  </DIV>
		
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while
		<SPAN class="style9"><FONT color="#008000">Hard work</FONT> </SPAN>and
		<SPAN class="style13"><FONT color="#0000ff">Knowledge</FONT> </SPAN>will 
		get you close, and <SPAN class="style4"><FONT color="#ff0000">Attitude</FONT>
		</SPAN>will get you there, it's the <SPAN class="style15">
		<FONT color="#800080">Bullshit</FONT> </SPAN>and <SPAN class="style11">
		<FONT color="#008080">Ass kissing</FONT> </SPAN>that will put you over 
		the top.</FONT></P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/ACA11A1E-034C-4616-A80E-BF5824DA7F0C/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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