New SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE


	New SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE
CrazyRedHead
1-29-2007 10:18 PM
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			SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE
			</H1></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/apocalypse.asp"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> North Dakota ravaged by civil war with South Dakota </LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/apocalypse.asp"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> Gallup Poll reveals Americans totally apathetic about sex </LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/apocalypse.asp"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> JFK Jr. and Princess Di rise from the dead to sire a new race of entitled do-nothings </LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/apocalypse.asp"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> Swarms of flying goats terrorize playgrounds </LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/apocalypse.asp"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> Chimpanzees begin to accessorize </LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/apocalypse.asp"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> Switzerland falls into the sea </LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/apocalypse.asp"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> Statues of the Virgin Mary sprout thick black goatees </LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/apocalypse.asp"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <EM>Hustler</EM> launches an Arabic edition </LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/apocalypse.asp"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> Earth's sun goes nova, incinerating all nine satellite planets in a nanosecond </LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/apocalypse.asp"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> Jesus and Mohammed take on Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard in a cult-founder-takes-all tag-team wrestling match </LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/apocalypse.asp"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> Giant green pincers burst through Pat Robertson's liver-spotted chest from the inside out during routine taping of <EM>The 700 Club</EM>. An enormous praying mantis emerges covered in rib fragments and macerated lung effluvia, announcing to the world in a booming voice: "YOUR PUNY PRAYERS ECHO THROUGH SPACE AND THE STARS LAUGH. EARTH IS DOOMED!" </LI></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/ADDD444F-7AB7-4F00-92FE-3AD857B7FF18/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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