Origin of the Novel Species Noodleous doubleous: Evidence for Intelligent Design


	Origin of the Novel Species Noodleous doubleous: Evidence for Intelligent Design

tabsey

7-8-2008 8:17 AM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/821d21fd-10d4-4a10-ba40-920d5ea299cb/AE8E3261-89AA-4210-AD44-AF9B8EC968A3/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.fred.net/tds/noodles/noodle.html" href="http://www.fred.net/tds/noodles/noodle.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.fred.net</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.fred.net/tds/noodles/noodle.html"><FONT size="+2" _moz-rs-heading="">Abstract</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.fred.net/tds/noodles/noodle.html"><B>
<I>Penne Rigate</I>
will spontaneously insert itself
into
<I>Rigatoni</I>
(order <I> pasta</I>)
under liquid to gas transition conditions of
H<SUB>2</SUB>O
to create the previously unobserved
species
<I>Noodleous doubleous</I>.
The estimated probability of this
spontaneous generation
event is
too low to be explained by thermodynamics
and therefore apparently represents intelligent
design.
</B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.fred.net/tds/noodles/noodle.html"><FONT size="+2" _moz-rs-heading="">Introduction</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.fred.net/tds/noodles/noodle.html"><FONT size="+2">It has been claimed by Intelligent Design
advocates<SUP><A href="#idiots">*</A></SUP>
that patterns observed in nature
with a sufficiently low probability
provide direct evidence for intelligent design,
<I>i.e.</I>, God.
Here I report evidence for the
spontaneous formation of a new life form
in a prebiotic <I>pasta</I> soup.
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