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The Hair Dryer and the Priest
Efrain Alvarado
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2-17-2008 9:14 PM
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What may I do for you?"</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://clericalwhispers.blogspot.com/2008/02/clerical-laughwe-hope.html">"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limit, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://clericalwhispers.blogspot.com/2008/02/clerical-laughwe-hope.html"><DIV>"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://clericalwhispers.blogspot.com/2008/02/clerical-laughwe-hope.html"><DIV>"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://clericalwhispers.blogspot.com/2008/02/clerical-laughwe-hope.html"><DIV>When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://clericalwhispers.blogspot.com/2008/02/clerical-laughwe-hope.html"><DIV>The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://clericalwhispers.blogspot.com/2008/02/clerical-laughwe-hope.html"><DIV>"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://clericalwhispers.blogspot.com/2008/02/clerical-laughwe-hope.html"><DIV>The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://clericalwhispers.blogspot.com/2008/02/clerical-laughwe-hope.html"><DIV>"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://clericalwhispers.blogspot.com/2008/02/clerical-laughwe-hope.html"><BR />Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. 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