Bots A 33-year-old known only as Zoltan made news in Georgia by marrying the robot he built. Zoltan and his womandroid have a happy relationship, not only because she doesn't have voice capability, but also because she surprisingly has no presidential aspirations.

Beer Bottles Straight from the fertile 'tard farm of Yahoo! Answers comes this provocative inquiry: "How do I get my penis out of a beer bottle?" Don't bother replying, folks—moments later, the questioner explained that he freed himself by cracking a hole in the base of the bottle and applying some ice before lubing it all up. Buddy, that's not what they mean by "Tap the Rockies."


So, which is the more creative sex? Maybe the females can come up with better.

You always come up with the funniest posts... brilliant again.

Nothing I can bench press out of the way once we are done! I know, cruel but still....

"can't"

there was a woman in our town got hospitalized having sex in a bidet!

Yikes!

there was a woman in our town got hospitalized having sex in a bidet!

Now was that wash then sex.
Or sex then wash. Ha ha
Or wash, sex, wash? Ha ha
Love it.

"Send the fire brigade, please. My pussy is stuck up a tree. Actually it's stuck in the bidet"

By the way, how did you come with the user name "righthand?"

By the way, how did you come UP with the user name "righthand?"

My initials are RH Robert Hand. I'm right handed so righthand seemed obvious.

Now I've had all the jokes about what my right hand is for but for that most private act I've absolutely no doubt that the left is best. Well next best to another's body part.

I was reminded of this just yesterday when there was a discussion on the radio as to why we cannot tickle ourselves. WE CANNOT. The body will not allow us tickle ourselves.

I have long believed that this is connected with another being able to provide a better organism than that which is self administered. Have I stated that nice and delicately? Have I made any sense? Any brave persons out there? Yes, I have being delicately speaking of a HAND job. Ha ha.

Go ahead and laugh at these creative people. You just don't have any sexual imagination if you do. In fact there is a large shoe fetish population as evidenced by its ubiquity on the Intertubes. And there is a firm who is presentl manufacturing sexbots. As for shop vacs, don't knock it 'til you've tried it; just keep your tender bits away from any beater mechanism!

@righthand

I hope I didn't offend.

Oldbogus,
if you near my age they the best thing to do is laugh at it. A good sense of humour will get you through many spots. Keep on trucking.

Boniface,
of course not. Age does thicken the skin. Ha ha.