food shortage joke


	food shortage joke

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6-24-2008 9:31 PM

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6-24-2008 11:18 PM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/049f9599-5449-46ba-b2b8-dfb8b95c87ea/B07AE867-30F6-456A-80D1-BF1C6A7E4726/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://dcssi.istm.cnr.it/Sironi/Peace.htm" href="http://dcssi.istm.cnr.it/Sironi/Peace.htm" style="font-size: 11px;">dcssi.istm.cnr.it</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://dcssi.istm.cnr.it/Sironi/Peace.htm"><B>The survey</B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://dcssi.istm.cnr.it/Sironi/Peace.htm"><FONT face="Arial" size="4">Last month the UN conducted a worldwide
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