The "gorilla" responded in perfect English: "Do you take Visa or Mastercard?"

"Yes, but not American Express, Diner's Club or personal checks," Riola told the undercover reporter.

Digital video was obtained by ABSNN that showed the ACORN staffer pocketing a large wad of US currency, after counting it several times. She then proceeded to fill out the paperwork.

"I'll sign it for you, since gorillas can't write, but that will cost an additional $395, monkey," she said.

The Crockashit News Network reporter paid the additional money and asked for a receipt, but was denied one due to the fact that ACORN had no such item in stock.

"You'll just have to trust us, sugar. Come back in two weeks for your money, less of course, our 58% fee. Now, get your monkey ass outta here,' Riola told the "gorilla."

When ABSNN aired the video, the Nation ACORN Headquarters, located in the East Wing of the White House issued the following statement:

"This is yet another attempt by the Godless Republican press to inflict damage upon this venerable institution. In forty years of service to low and moderate income communities, we have never chanrged more than 38% fees for our services.

"The Crockashit News Network"