That's right. The way to the afterlife is through suffering. The lucky arthritis sufferers will be able to line up at the gates.

I'd love to see the Bible verse where Jesus says "Woe to you, martial artists & elderly exercise fans!"

Didn't Jesus drive the workout gatherings from the Temple or something? "This is my father's house, and you have turned it into a place where people get strong and relieve their chronic pain!"

nice one spiritualmonkey