lol very funny!

Thanks, Aribeth!

Yes, that's exactly right!!! hehe

This is probably the only joke I'll ever send out to the masses.

Good 1

"Out of the mouth of babes..."

Nice~

Thanks, Lenatis!

That babe was a bit big mouthed, michellezm. (Wait till his father hears it).

Hey! wait a minute, I'm a father- right? thats the one that works all day and gives the cash to the one with the boobs, right? so he can sleep inside and get one warm meal a day? yeah, hey wait! We're smart!
aren't we?
Wait, I'll go ask my wife-

hmmm.....
maybe we are- and who does the whole two day six hour labor thing so that we can get them sticky for half an hour?
yeah, I'm OK with the Daddy thing....
we're smart enough-

@dirish. Reading yesterday, "The story of civilization" by Will Durant, he added this illuminating little tidbit under the chapter "Political elements of civilization":

"It was [the female] who developed the home, slowly adding man to the list of her domesticated animals, and training him in those social dispositions and amenities which are the psychological basis and cement of civilization".

Father/domesticated animal - spot the difference?!

i saw this a couple of years ago, before i was a 'mommy' and could appreciate it...so great...

Yeah, OK I get it- It really does work that way at my house- I know if I'm going to be happy at all, then it's a Matriarchy for me- I'm told that if I sign the checks I can stay, and strangely enough, I'm very happy this way- still I was witness to seven of the nine births ( two are adopted ) and I still think we boy's win!
Trained monkey or not- the prodigious expulsion of both amniotic fluid and at least seven pounds of dense flesh in the course of so few seconds ( when it finally comes ) strikes me as something one should try to avoid if at all possible- so yeah, my wife can get the check signed- anything but go through that- and I still say we boy's win!