Things Doctors Wrote on Patient Charts


	Things Doctors Wrote on Patient Charts

celestialdancer

9-10-2009 7:53 AM

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9-10-2009 7:59 AM

wiganfootie

9-10-2009 11:05 AM

jay8h

Oh my gosh! I wonder how many mistakes are going to be made after the whole country is covered under universal health care!

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