Phrases you wish you could say at work


	Phrases you wish you could say at work

coconutshell

9-11-2007 6:05 AM

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humour, work, job, funny

coconutshell says:

I'm still waiting for the day I'll be able to say #11. I already say #5 most of the time.

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9-11-2007 7:05 AM

Satchamo

I think #1, 46 & 50 were my favorites--but hey, they all fit the workplace. While at the MailWail site, look at "Notice to All Employees" -- its LOL!

9-11-2007 7:18 AM

Deepti

I'm blessed by the fuck-up fairy....

9-11-2007 9:23 AM

ericskiff

I think I've heard most of these said at one workplace or another

9-11-2007 10:38 AM

coconutshell

Awwww, Deepti! Did you get to see the photos I clipped for you?

9-12-2007 12:20 AM

Deepti

No I didn't...will hunt for them...I thought you didn't get around to cliping them just yet....

9-12-2007 12:21 AM

skwirlinator

I QUIT

9-13-2007 10:50 AM

ipanema

that's hilarious...if i can only say any one of them...well, i maybe handed a boot.

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