If Hancock Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest


	If Hancock Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
pussycatdoll
7-26-2008 11:47 AM
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7-26-2008 12:05 PM
jt3600
in response to the headline,wouldn't that make him a white politician ?
7-27-2008 6:10 PM
Kelika
Funneh!!!!!
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