Obama College Transcripts Leaked


	Obama College Transcripts Leaked

foxyarse

9-26-2009 5:54 AM

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foxyarse says:

Another interesting course taken was Urination: Theory and Practice. The intellectual stimulating course taught Mr. Obama everything about urination from beginning to end. He was really hoping information about this course would never 'leak' out.

Mr. Obama's most demanding course was Dictators and Democracy 401. In this course the future president learned to jut his jaw like Mussolini and to bow down to Saudi kings. He also got an A in this course.

The president plans to take some post-graduate courses at Columbia after his term expires. He plans to take Speaking Without A TelePrompter 501, although he doesn't expect to pass it without a lot of work.

President Obama also received an A+ in Clogdancing and a B in Origami.

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