Dumb Laws in New York


	Dumb Laws in New York

kwonsu

12-20-2006 8:43 AM

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kwonsu says:

And we pay taxes to have those laws in place !?...

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12-20-2006 9:08 AM

kwhitford

where is it illegal to smoke within 100 ft. of an entrance to a building?

12-20-2006 12:56 PM

egoldstein

it might be illegal, but it's not enforced. i challenge anyone to find any building in NYC that doesn't have someone smoking a cigarrette within 100 ft of its entrance.

9-26-2007 4:44 PM

hozeyzachary

Plain dumb!

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