How do I manage? *Sigh*

You're probably related to Wonder Woman, you can do anything you set your mind to. Esp. encouragement Thanks

It's time for Mommy's nap!
Can I help?

It's like six cameras pointing at one time shooting at every angle ........comment (reserve for next clip)

Good one!

Must rethink priorities. Do the kids really need breakfast? Donuts!

You'll find time for whats important

I don't have any kids.

The Onion is totally a whacked out site, they take weird approaches to anything and make them seen as realistic articles.
But this masturbation one rings more truer than other articles. In one of the comments a guy says that he masturbates while making the kinds breakfast. Ok now that is something people don’t want to hear, unless you are the kind of person who wants you hear that kind of stuff.

lol

I've heard of scrambling eggs Brim, but that is way too freaky! I could never do that. Our power went off last night; no computer, no television, nothing but a bunch of candles. I thought OMG! what on Earth can I do and then I remembered. I could have sex! So I disrobe with flashlight in hand, climb into bed, kiss hubby passionately, and who comes driving up the street? My daughter! Of course I run around wildly getting my clothes back on cause she can't get in the garage door without power you know. *sigh*
Maybe I should start playing scrabble or reading a good book by candlelight instead

hahahaha,
Dont worry, one day sex will be just another thing to apologise about like coughing or farting or sneezing in public.

You say excuse me to the people around you and go mearily on with what you where doing before

Here is one for you

http://www.ceilingcat.com/img/ceilingcat.jpg

It does kinda make you lose your concentration

How did I miss this?
It's oh-so important to make time for yourself!

Isn't it though?