From Carlin's standup routine. I've admired him ever since the "Hippy-Dippy Weather Man". That's a clue how old I am.

This is one of his best!

I wasn't that hot on the Hippy-Dippy Weatherman, but I loved "Winderful WINO". A clue to my age: I remember seeing him on the "Tonight Show" with short hair, no beard, a suit and a tie.

So, like, who's George Carlin? (unrealistic attempt to hide my age... I remember when he did his baseball vs. football skit on <i>SNL</i>...)

So it's true. You guys invented dirt!