Despite the staggering new findings, many American workers say that they still do not feel comfortable working on the job.

"I love coming into work every day," Arlington, VA sales manager Bryce Davidson said. "I get to have great conversations with [office receptionist] Sandy, challenge myself with Yahoo! TextTwist, and still have time to set my fantasy-football roster. Why would I want to ruin work by working?"

"Fucking around is in fact detrimental to the work process," the study reads in part.

I wondered if they mentioned that using bad words was detrimental to good costumer service, good manners, friendly co-worker relations, ease of work production etc etc etc. Probably not...
Funny how a study was needed to prove that not working while at work decreased work output--- lo and behold never thought the two could be related--- no seriously a study was needed? lol