Special High Intensive Training (S.H.I.T.)


	Special High Intensive Training (S.H.I.T.)

bwang07

3-12-2007 6:10 PM

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bwang07 says:

This clip is a really old classic. That's why no one else has it.

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3-13-2007 4:49 PM

mram48

extremely old..That's been on work bulletin boards since I stated working 30 something years back.

3-13-2007 7:04 PM

ratilfar

Its not extremely old...its a classic!

3-14-2007 8:54 AM

travislaborde

Classic but.... isn't it sad we live it often enough?

3-15-2007 3:27 PM

robertsurfdude6

i hate it!!!!

3-16-2007 10:08 AM

robertsurfdude

i hate it too!

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