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5-29-2007 3:43 PM
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zasel says:
I don't know whether to laugh or cry right now. The Alabama Department of Homeland Security has declared that as a gay man, I am to be considered a terrorist. Wow. I had no idea my friends and I are such a severe threat to national security. I believed all along that all we were guilty of was loving someone of the same gender. Thank you Alabama Dept of Homeland Security for setting the record straight and for empowering me to such a consequential degree.
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5-29-2007 6:02 PM
thisnamecantbetaken
I'm anti-war and work in animal welfare. I don't want people to be cruel to each other, or to animals either. I guess I'm a terrorist too.

Good is bad, and bad is good. All this so-called security is getting friggin' ridiculous!
5-29-2007 6:08 PM
zasel
thisnamecantbetaken, do ya think maybe you and I should hide in a cave in Afghanistan so "they" can't find us?
5-29-2007 7:03 PM
thisnamecantbetaken
I sure hope they have an awful lot of caves over there, because pretty much anyone who is not willing to just accept intolerance or bigotry or hate or war or cruelty is a friggin' terrorist! It's simply ridiculous!

And how the heck can gays be a threat to security?? I'd like to hear Thorne's take on this! Is she going to hug us all to death, or what?? It's simply ridiculous!
5-29-2007 8:11 PM
TheCatWhisperer
I'm screwed :|
5-30-2007 4:31 AM
Thorne
Sorry... I have the best terrorist credentials at clipmarks. I am:
queer
woman
activist
witch
syrian
native am daughter
egyptian (black) son in law
40 acre ranch in the desert

LMFAO!!!
5-30-2007 5:59 AM
qmuser
I wonder if the federal government uses the same logic for their watch list? It would have to be something stupid like that for my name to always come up as a potential threat when I travel. What's worse is I work for an airline so you would think I wouldn't be able to work there if I really was a threat to aviation.
5-30-2007 5:59 AM
thisnamecantbetaken
What?!? No gay terrorist hugs?? You gonna let us all live this time 'round Thorne? *LOL* Well, being anti-war makes me a terrorist enabler too I've heard, so I'm gonna stick my neck out here and put national security on the line because:

((((((((HUG)))))))

Ooh, I just hope I haven't provoked another terrorist hug attack and no bombing with *smooches* in retaliation either Thorne!! *LMAO* too.
5-30-2007 1:36 PM
Thorne
((((TN)))))
*smooch*
5-30-2007 2:03 PM
zasel
Hey....This is my clip. Can't I get into the smooches too?
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