Similarities Between Drug Dealers and Software Developers

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/29bc3b45-8c84-490e-b67c-e6c141c597db/C95CFC39-B8F7-43B6-BF82-25D182039817/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://flor.nl/text/softdrugs.html" href="http://flor.nl/text/softdrugs.html" style="font-size: 11px;">flor.nl</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://flor.nl/text/softdrugs.html"><TABLE width="100%" cellspacing="4" cellpadding="4" border="0"><TBODY><TR><TD><P><B>Drug dealers</B></p> </TD><TD><P><B>Software developers</B></p> </TD></TR><TR><TD><P>Refer to their clients as "users".</p> </TD><TD><P>Refer to their clients as "users".</p> </TD></TR><TR><TD><P>"The first one's free!"</p> </TD><TD><P>"Download a free trial version..."</p> </TD></TR><TR><TD><P>Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).</p> </TD><TD><P>Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the 
              code).</p> </TD></TR><TR><TD><P>Strange jargon: 
"Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E".</p> </TD><TD><P>Strange jargon:
"SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM"</p> </TD></TR><TR><TD><P>Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.</p> </TD><TD><P>Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.</p> </TD></TR><TR><TD><P>Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes. 
            </p> </TD><TD><P>Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.</p> </TD></TR><TR><TD><P>Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers. </p> </TD><TD><P>Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists 
              (same thing).</p> </TD></TR><TR><TD><P>Their product causes unhealthy addictions. </p> </TD><TD><P>DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. 'Nuff said.</p> </TD></TR><TR><TD><P>Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend 
              on you.</p> </TD><TD><P>Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!</p> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/C95CFC39-B8F7-43B6-BF82-25D182039817/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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