Henny Penny, the sky is falling!


	Henny Penny, the sky is falling!

Socratoad

5-14-2008 3:32 PM

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Socratoad says:

And much much worse !

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5-14-2008 3:44 PM

alanocu

It must be a busy time of year for the officials from that institute!

5-14-2008 4:06 PM

carrerinyes

They should take a day off!

5-14-2008 7:14 PM

kkcapricorn

Love that wit. Oh yeah, Love The Onion too!

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