Bush acknowledges existence of carbon dioxide


	Bush acknowledges existence of carbon dioxide

kkcapricorn

12-22-2007 4:48 PM

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satire, politcal satire, humor

kkcapricorn says:

Here's a laugh for today. Once again I say, " I Love The Onion"

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12-22-2007 6:13 PM

Socratoad

Some days the onion is damn near the only news I can stomach.

12-23-2007 1:56 AM

Deepti

good one!

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