I Ain't 'Fraid Of No Ghost


	I Ain't 'Fraid Of No Ghost

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2-26-2007 6:25 PM

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                                                    A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself. 
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Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the way home. The drunk starts flailing at the sheets, throwing his arms around wildly. A security officer runs over, hearing the commotion.
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"What's going on here?"
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"I don't know, officer. But I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
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