Updating Google's Corporate Policy: Hilarious


	Updating Google's Corporate Policy: Hilarious

sohil

5-12-2007 10:07 AM

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google, funny, humor, humour, fun, internet, interesting, web, firefox, ajax

sohil says:

egoldstein said:

that is a very clever, intelligent overview of how things have changed at google. makes you wonder if any company can ever stay true to their initial core values while reaching google's size and value.

hey, maybe we'll be the first

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