Kinda dumb if you ask me...


	Kinda dumb if you ask me...

skwirlinator

11-3-2007 11:39 PM

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skwirlinator says:

Some people know really dumb stuff!

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11-4-2007 2:10 AM

thisnamecantbetaken

Wet dogs and chickens smell worse. Anyway..

29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

I have almost had this happen. Got myself a fair beating though, by a whole gang of those feathered terrorists. Damn, they is sum big scary birds!! *LOL*

11-5-2007 7:18 AM

Rashid Malik

Agreed!

11-8-2007 1:52 PM

Lifestar

Mwahahaha

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