Top 17 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife


	Top 17 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

skwirlinator

7-5-2007 6:27 PM

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7-5-2007 6:46 PM

ladalooop88845

lol, very fatal things right there.

7-9-2007 8:53 AM

travislaborde

LOL I love this one:

16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."

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