According
to a new Zogby poll, the new Congress has hit another historic low—14
percent of people approve of Congress. And that’s just the hookers who
work for the DC madam. ... Al Gore’s lovely daughter Sarah got married
over the weekend. Critics are now bashing Al Gore for serving Chilean sea
bass at his daughter’s wedding, because it is an endangered species. In
his defense, whenever Al Gore picks up a knife and fork, any species
is endangered.

John Edwards is
continuing his “Poverty Tour” around America. Today he visited with
a group of people who get their hair cut at a place called “a barber
shop.” He was horrified at their stories.