Well, let's think about this. McCain has some strong points:
1. We'd get $37 back off our gas tax. We could take the kids to a movie. Or, if his numbers are the right ones, two movies and pizza.
2. Since he can't operate a computer, we don't have to worry about him losing his emails.
3. Since he's married-in to an inherited fortune, we won't have to worry about him getting as discouraged as the rest of us if the nation falls into a deep recession.
4. He has experience as a POW hero, so he'll be ready from day one should he ever become one again.
5. He'll be sensitive to homelessness. He knows what it is to not have one single place to call home. He has a dozen.
6. He'll be full of ...

Well, let's think about this. McCain has some strong points:
1. We'd get $37 back off our gas tax. We could take the kids to a movie. Or, if his numbers are the right ones, two movies and pizza.
2. Since he can't operate a computer, we don't have to worry about him losing his emails.
3. Since he's married-in to an inherited fortune, we won't have to worry about him getting as discouraged as the rest of us if the nation falls into a deep recession.
4. He has experience as a POW hero, so he'll be ready from day one should he ever become one again.
5. He'll be sensitive to homelessness. He knows what it is to not have one single place to call home. He has a dozen.
6. He'll be full of economic optimism. His tax cuts will save him almost $200,000 - three or four times the average American household income.
7. Since he's not an internet user, he'll bring a fresh view to the questions of privacy and corporate ownership of the web.
I'd say he's a sure bet!