Man does die by Bread alone


	Man does die by Bread alone

Satchamo

10-29-2009 3:46 PM

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10-29-2009 5:21 PM

celestialdancer

10-29-2009 6:27 PM

chestnut501

It wouldn't surprise me if everyone who eats bread dies.

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within 6 months preceding the accident.
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"harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even
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In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the
following bread restrictions:
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1.   No sale of bread to minors.

2.   A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete
celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.

3.   A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the
societal ills we might associate with bread.

4.   No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may
appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.

5.   The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.
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