I almost put this one through when it first came up on The Onion's daily email. Then I realized I don't live in an area where there are many Cracker Barrel restaurants...

But, flowering in the springtime, there seem to always be new Starbucks, McDonalds, United Dairy Farmers, and Walgreens. I think they just want to spare travelers the shock of the unfamiliar.

I've never seen a United Dairy Farmers. Walgreens? Oh, hell yah! In Copenhagen there is a spot where you can actually see one McDonalds from another, within about a 4 or 5 minute walk down the walking street business district. I've seen that with Starbucks, but never anyplace else with McDs.