Crazy thoughts - 8 pages worth


	Crazy thoughts - 8 pages worth

skwirlinator

6-2-2007 6:36 PM

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6-4-2007 9:39 PM

Darth_Cookies

A novel is a long fantasy.

6-4-2007 9:45 PM

skwirlinator

Why do people say heads up when you should duck?

6-6-2007 8:50 PM

_Ayre

Nice...

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