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	Funny Epitaph

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padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.goblinville.com/pages/epitaphs/epitaphs-disney.htm"><H1 align="center">Disneyland's Graveyard Epitaphs</H1></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.goblinville.com/pages/epitaphs/epitaphs-disney.htm"><P align="center"><BR /><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><FONT color="#fff9bf">(PIG)</FONT><BR />ROSIE <BR />She was a poor little <BR />Pig but she bought<BR />The Farm <BR />1849 </FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.goblinville.com/pages/epitaphs/epitaphs-disney.htm"><P align="center"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><FONT color="#fff9bf">(SNAKE)</FONT><BR />Here lies my snake who's fatal <BR />Mistake was frightening the <BR />Gardener who carried a rake </FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.goblinville.com/pages/epitaphs/epitaphs-disney.htm"><P align="center"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><FONT color="#fff9bf">CAT</FONT><BR /><I>(surrounded by tiny mice headstones)</I> </FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.goblinville.com/pages/epitaphs/epitaphs-disney.htm"><P align="center"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><FONT color="#fff9bf">(DOG)</FONT><BR />Buddy <BR />Our <BR />Friend <BR />Until <BR />The End </FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.goblinville.com/pages/epitaphs/epitaphs-disney.htm"><P align="center"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><FONT color="#fff9bf">(FROG)</FONT><BR />OLD <BR />FLYBAIT <BR />He Croaked <BR />August 9 <BR />1869 </FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.goblinville.com/pages/epitaphs/epitaphs-disney.htm"><U>WALT DISNEY WORLD'S HAUNTED MANSION </U></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.goblinville.com/pages/epitaphs/epitaphs-disney.htm"><P align="center"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS">Dear departed brother Dave <BR />He chased a bear into a cave </FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.goblinville.com/pages/epitaphs/epitaphs-disney.htm"><P align="center"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS">At peaceful rest lies Brother Claude <BR />Planted here beneath this sod <BR /><FONT color="#fff9bf"><I>Claude Coates <BR />Art Director, Master of Paint Effects and Lighting</I> </FONT></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.goblinville.com/pages/epitaphs/epitaphs-disney.htm"><P align="center"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS">Here lies a man named Martin <BR />The lights went out on this old spartan <BR /><FONT color="#fff9bf"><I>Bill Martin <BR />Art Director</I> </FONT></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.goblinville.com/pages/epitaphs/epitaphs-disney.htm"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS">Here lies good old Fred <BR />A great big rock fell on his head </FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.goblinville.com/pages/epitaphs/epitaphs-disney.htm"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS">Here rests Wathel R. Bender <BR />He rode to glory on a fender <BR /><FONT color="#fff9bf"><I>Wathel Rodgers <BR />Illusionist</I> </FONT></FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.goblinville.com/pages/epitaphs/epitaphs-disney.htm"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS">In memory of our patriarch <BR />Dear departed grandpa Marc <BR /><FONT color="#fff9bf"><I>Marc Davis <BR />Illustrator</I> </FONT></FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.goblinville.com/pages/epitaphs/epitaphs-disney.htm"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS">Master Gracey laid to rest <BR />No mourning please at his request<BR /><FONT color="#fff9bf"><I>Yale Gracey <BR />Illusionist</I></FONT></FONT></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/D68B55DE-A205-4E35-B655-BCF70E5789D9/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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