First off, I didn't know there were umbrellas worth $5000 to buy; much less lend to someone.

Secondly, why would I let anyone borrow anything of mine worth $5000?

I don't think so.

State Supreme Court Justice Joan. A. Madden threw out the lawsuit on Friday, calling motions filed by the attorney on behalf of Nello Balan a "waste of judicial resources." She fined Balan's attorney $500 for filing a frivolous claim.

'Glad to hear of the fine, except it should be more for this type of garbage lawsuit!'