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babu357

1-4-2007 11:01 AM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/1f47dc38-2a65-476d-819b-d0c3e376d96e/D72EFAF1-AEB8-493E-9F31-E5DC35DEEAC4/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/hdogcat10.html" href="http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/hdogcat10.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.corsinet.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/hdogcat10.html"><H3>A Guide to Understanding Your Cat</H3></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/hdogcat10.html"><TABLE width="81%" cellspacing="4" cellpadding="1" border="0"><TBODY><TR><TD width="181"><B>Action</B></TD><TD width="22" align="center"></TD><TD width="327"><B>Meaning</B></TD></TR><TR><TD width="181">Staring at the food dish</TD><TD width="22" align="center"><B>=</B></TD><TD width="327">Feed Me</TD></TR><TR><TD width="181">Staring at the cupboard</TD><TD width="22" align="center"><B>=</B></TD><TD width="327">Feed Me</TD></TR><TR><TD width="181">Licking the empty bowl</TD><TD width="22" align="center"><B>=</B></TD><TD width="327">Feed Me</TD></TR><TR><TD width="181">Looking at you, taking two steps, looking at you again</TD><TD width="22" align="center"><B>=</B></TD><TD width="327">Follow me to the kitchen and feed me</TD></TR><TR><TD width="181">Looking at your lap</TD><TD width="22" align="center"><B>=</B></TD><TD width="327">Okay, you seem to like it when I sit on you — then will 
            you feed me?</TD></TR><TR><TD width="181">Sitting on your head</TD><TD width="22" align="center"><B>=</B></TD><TD width="327">Wake up and feed me.</TD></TR><TR><TD width="181">Scratching at the bedroom door</TD><TD width="22" align="center"><B>=</B></TD><TD width="327">Wake up, Open this door and <B>FEED ME</B>.</TD></TR><TR><TD width="181">Meow, Meow, Meowrrr</TD><TD width="22" align="center"><B>=</B></TD><TD width="327">Feed me, Feed me, Feed me <B>NOW</B>!</TD></TR><TR><TD width="181">Burp</TD><TD width="22" align="center"><B>=</B></TD><TD width="327">Thank you!</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/D72EFAF1-AEB8-493E-9F31-E5DC35DEEAC4/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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