Here is a good news for you. If you wanna live forever then you must know. Who JESUS is and why He was here on this earth. This is not a joke but real and practicle experience. ".... that whosoever beleives in him shall not perish but have eternal life." (John 3:16) One day "Every knee shall bow, every tongue confess that JESUS CHRIST is the Lord." Before the day would come that you bow down with others, you must accept Him rightnow and see the difference in you among your friends and your life as well. Pls feel free to ask anything. I'm a christian myself. Not catholic or other tase. Just christian. And I think, it's ok what she said. Call the Allmighty as you like to, he has many names. «Who does good comes from good - who does bad has not seen God.» LOL! amoth.... "You people lost him, again?" Wonderful and brilliant reply. I wonder if anyone has ever really found him (in reality, that is). It makes so little sense that he would hide. It makes even less sense that heaven would be earmarked for someone who believes a certain thing. I mean, why would belief amount to more than "works"? Where's the justice in sending a really good person to hell just because she's Hindu or a really evil person to heaven just because they believe something unprovable? This is truly dumb, and unjust. Since no loving god could be so stupid, it's easy to see that men wrote these silly things to control the masses under threat of punishment and the prom... Pop for clip and Aces comment. You really have to read the rest of it. It was hillarious. In regards to raj, I'm Christian. But even if you've already accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior (&c), you will have other Christians asking, persuading, and even demanding why you're not of their denomination. And of course, if you are not their denomination, you are surely going to hell, as well. I once walked into a teen youth ministry at a baptist church, and the lesson was what they believed as baptist and why everyone else was wrong and going to hell, including Roman Catholics. The better headline should be "Misplaced ethics lost by humans". Jesus or the deity belongs to all humanity, it is the man-to-man human ethics which seems to be lost on many hence they only look for one particular deity to fall back on as an excuse. But even if you've already accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior (&c), you will have other Christians asking, persuading, and even demanding why you're not of their denomination. And of course, if you are not their denomination, you are surely going to hell, as well.Doesn't that strike you as..."there's something wrong with this picture?" Even the Pope, not too long ago, alluded to a similar claim. "You people lost him, again?"God, yes. Why can we not be let enjoy the joke. I could just picture it in my head. And then I have to read the drivel and spoil my future enjoyment of what was in my head. You know, like good sex. Sometimes the after thought is better that it was in reality. Am I for real. Of course. Like in the joke where he just kept on talking, my scheme is to introduce sex. That usually shuts them up. Unless they're sexually frustrated. Then your in real trouble. They can talk sex better than god. Now I did say talk sex. You wouldn't be interested anyway. Honestly. The smell of godliness would knock you down. Put you r... LMFAO I used to use that line years and years ago when I was in college. There were a lot of recruiters on campus, and they were all so serious, it took them so long to realize they'd been had that I could escape their clutches. It has been said that a philosopher is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a treasure chst that does not exist. Ditto with God seekers but add that they find the treasure test. Jokes,funny,hilarious,Christian Atheists,brilliant,progressive,intelligent,doomed ROFLMAO! Way funny! What is it with he conversion "spam"? I've already found him. You too can as well.Great! Hey, since you've found him...and I haven't been able to see him, hear him, taste him, etc... And you have... I was wondering if you could ask him a simple question for me (please)? Ask him, "How can a person determine the difference between the imaginary and the real?" Thanks a bunch! |
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