Rejected Intros for Days of Our Lives


	Rejected Intros for Days of Our Lives

revenantdm

5-11-2008 10:27 AM

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Some great ones here

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</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><FONT face="times, times new roman">"Like this well ... (<I>Show picture of an ancient wishing well</I>) ... this show is going very well, very much like the days of our lives."
</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><FONT face="times, times new roman">"Like jogging with sand in your underwear in a metaphysical triathlon from hell, so are the days of our lives."
</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><FONT face="times, times new roman">"See all this stuff on last year's calendar? Most of these were so the days of our lives. I should really throw this out."
</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><FONT face="times, times new roman">"I'm pretty sure these are the days of our lives. Or is it these? Wait, let me get my glasses."
</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><FONT face="times, times new roman">"Hey, who didn't wipe their feet and dragged sand into the house? Oh, it was the days of our lives."
</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">"Yeah, that pile of timber and rubbish over there. Yeah. Next to that, that's where I last saw the days of our lives, officer."
</FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24AndyFriedhof.html"><FONT face="times, times new roman">"Like the battery power on my Casio watch, so are the days of our lives. You can't even buy these damn batteries anymore, either, so it's even more apt."
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