<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/11b024a7-7de5-4a30-b0d6-0d057fa8cfb0/D80DB57F-8037-4806-B57D-8B9C1FA25ACE/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Laying_Down_The_Rules" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Laying_Down_The_Rules" style="font-size: 11px;">www.thehumorarchives.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Laying_Down_The_Rules"><DIV id="body"> <DIV class="neighbours"> <SPAN class="previous"> <A title="Commentators%20F%27ups" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Commentators_Fups"> ← previous </A></SPAN> <SPAN class="next"> <A title="%27Star%20Wars%27%20Euphemisms%20for%20Masturbation" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Star_Wars_Euphemisms_for_Masturbation"> next → </A></SPAN> </DIV><DIV>A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules: </DIV><BR /><DIV> "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want... and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin', and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" </DIV><BR /> His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."<DIV class="neighbours"> <SPAN class="previous"> <A title="Commentators%20F%27ups" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Commentators_Fups" set="yes"> ← previous </A></SPAN> <SPAN class="next"> <A title="%27Star%20Wars%27%20Euphemisms%20for%20Masturbation" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Star_Wars_Euphemisms_for_Masturbation" set="yes"> next → </A></SPAN> </DIV></DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/D80DB57F-8037-4806-B57D-8B9C1FA25ACE/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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