Things your girlfriend ask you, and what they REALLY mean


	Things your girlfriend ask you, and what they REALLY mean
lordthor
4-17-2007 2:35 PM
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girlfriend, women, questions
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Also: How to deal with it. (click the link)
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/3ea37f25-5d11-428d-952f-8529d838f31b/D8D94756-9BB3-4036-A021-176A32FA7CFD/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html" href="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.doubleviking.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><I>“How do I look?”</I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><B>What it really means: “Tell me I am attractive. 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border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><I>“Where do you want to go tonight?”</I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><B>What it really means: “Read my mind.”<O:P _moz-userdefined=""></O:P></B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><I>“What are you thinking?”</I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><B>What it really means: “Give me an excuse to yell at you.”<O:P _moz-userdefined=""></O:P></B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><I>“How was your day?”</I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><B>What it really means: “Ask me how my day was.”<O:P _moz-userdefined=""></O:P></B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><I>“Don’t our married friends seem happy?”</I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><B>What it really means: “I want to get married.”</B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><B>How to deal with it:<O:P _moz-userdefined=""></O:P><BR /><SPAN>RUN<O:P _moz-userdefined=""></O:P></SPAN></B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><I>“Do you love me?”</I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><B>What it really means: “Lavish me with compliments or I’m leaving you.” OR “I am a clingy psychopath, please dump me.” <O:P _moz-userdefined=""></O:P></B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><I>“Why?”</I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><P class="MsoNormal"><B>What it really means:</B> <B>I’m not sure, actually<O:P _moz-userdefined=""></O:P></B></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><I>“Do you want to try new things?” <O:P _moz-userdefined=""></O:P></I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><B>What it really means: “I want to know <I>exactly</I> how much of a pervert you are.”<O:P _moz-userdefined=""></O:P></B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><I>“How come we don’t ________ anymore?”<O:P _moz-userdefined=""></O:P></I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html"><B>What it really means: “You’re getting boring, and I am going to cheat on you next week if you don’t do something interesting soon.”<O:P _moz-userdefined=""></O:P></B></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/D8D94756-9BB3-4036-A021-176A32FA7CFD/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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