C'mon, Barack's refined sensibilities are such that he feels unclean in the presence of non-bilinguals; surely he can't be asked to suffer close proximity to the destitute.

In the "South Park" episode Night Of the Living Homeless, the Colorado mountain town is overrun by its panhandling population and nearly destroyed, until someone has the bright idea to bus them all off to California.

Night of the Living Homeless

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Living_Homeless

"Southpark" video at site. 2:10 minutes