The Top 50 Atheist Aphorisms


	The Top 50 Atheist Aphorisms

JohnWaterman

1-15-2008 11:49 AM

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1-15-2008 12:42 PM

JohnWaterman

How about:

"An atheist is someone with no invisible means of support."
John Buchan (1875-1940)

Any more contributions?

1-15-2008 1:42 PM

RossDouglas

My fav,

"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a cunt."

1-15-2008 2:02 PM

Jorjor

The atheist's epitaph: All dressed up and noplace to go.

Johnny Utah: “Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.”

1-16-2008 4:40 AM

JohnWaterman

If your religion demands respect, it deserves ridicule

1-16-2008 6:19 AM

Elfrida

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