The best chat-up lines in the world...or not!?


	The best chat-up lines in the world...or not!?

JediKnut

2-7-2008 1:25 PM

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JediKnut says:

Too long to clip, too good to miss!
Really funny stuff about chat-up lines from all around the world!

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German men see the conquest of German women as an extreme sport, a physical
activity that is up there with bungee jumping and paragliding. It boils down
to three essentials: stamina, technique and the right kit. The charm thing
doesn’t really come into it, any more than it does with mountaineering. One
chat-up line suggested by the much-visited German site Flirt-mit-mir (Flirt
with me) is: “Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche.” Apparently this
works quite well, even better than, “Do you want to see my gun collection?”
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Strategy, planning, opportunism, execution – all feature in the American
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