Sidney Crosby's One-Goal, Two-Assist Performance Saves Hockey


	Sidney Crosby's One-Goal, Two-Assist Performance Saves Hockey

kmakice

11-22-2007 10:23 AM

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onion, satire, nhl, sidney crosby, hyperbole, saving hockey

kmakice says:

Nothing like the Onion to start a holiday morning. Happy Thanksgiving, hockey fan(s).

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