The source offers you a glance at a number of famous documents translated into homospeak. The clipped sample is from article I of the US Constitution.

If we're going to homospeak, I say we go with the shorter homophone: "be" and "the" rather than "bee" and "thee," etc. I'm tempted to stop capitalizing, too (in the name of efficiency).

Wow. "Pipal" IS a word.

Being bilingual is highly under rated.

And good for exercising the brain in an effort to avoid ....I forget.

And don't forget - g-h-o-t-i spells fish!