Bits and pieces of wisdom


	Bits and pieces of wisdom

Jaycer17

10-24-2007 3:55 PM

1171 views

tags:

humor, funny, wisdom

Jaycer17 says:

Hehehe...

2 Comments |

Add a Comment

10-24-2007 4:02 PM

sitegeist

I laughed out loud while reading this. There should be more humor on the web.

10-27-2007 1:09 AM

hozeyzachary

LOL.

Login to Comment. Not a member yet? Sign up

Today's Top Clips

visit the Top Clips page

View the Top Clips from October 24, 2007

Embed This Clip In Your Site...

<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/bbd02605-d37c-4835-a65b-234708db9fc5/DF939EB1-FF18-42D1-BF33-39E0FCFA00A7/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.turtlezen.com/funnywordsofwisdom.html" href="http://www.turtlezen.com/funnywordsofwisdom.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.turtlezen.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.turtlezen.com/funnywordsofwisdom.html"><DIV><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. </LI></DIV>
    <BR /><DIV>
    <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. </LI>
    </DIV>
	<BR /><DIV>
    <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. </LI>
    </DIV>
	<BR /><DIV>
    <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. </LI>
    </DIV>
    <BR /><DIV>
	<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. </LI>
    </DIV>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. </LI>
    <BR /><DIV>
    <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. </LI>
    </DIV>
	<BR /><DIV>
    <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. </LI>
    </DIV>
	<BR /><DIV>
    <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. </LI>
    </DIV>
	<BR /><DIV>
    <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.</LI></DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.turtlezen.com/funnywordsofwisdom.html"><DIV><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. </LI>
    </DIV>
	<BR /><DIV>
    <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. </LI>
    </DIV>
	<BR /><DIV>
    <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. </LI>
    </DIV>
	<BR /><DIV>
    <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. </LI>
    </DIV>
	<BR /><DIV>
    <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.</LI></DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/DF939EB1-FF18-42D1-BF33-39E0FCFA00A7/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

New from the makers of Clipmarks: Amplify.com - Don't just share the news...Amplify it!

Clipmarks: Home; New Clips; Top Clips; Dashboard

Popular Topics: News; Life; Science; Technology; Entertainment

Get Started: Sign Up; Install Clipping Tool; How Clipping Works; Clip-to-Blog™; ClipSearch

Tools and Resources: FAQ; ClipWeek; Top Clippers; Top Tags; Site Map

About Clipmarks: About Us; Contact; Copyright; Privacy; EULA

Search Options

Today's Top Clips