Lifestar says: They reminded me of Barney from How I Met Your Mother, especially the last one, it's just LEGEN-wait for it-DARY!! ^_^ Really good collection! The only thing it's missing is the worst I ever had to endure. It happened just last night. I went to a co-worker's birthday party with my boyfriend, where one of her friends tried to pick me up by saying degrading things about my boyfriend. Go figure. That's funny, are people desperate or what? I wonder how many people used # 3. lol You have never heard bad pick up lines until you've heard the kind of things guys tell girls down here in Venezuela. Just two examples: - For a girl with her mother, they shout to the mother: "Madam, go with God... I'm going with your daughter!" - If that's Hell, I'll let the Devil take me! - If that's Hell, who needs Heaven? (I mean, how desperate can you get???) - "Hey mami, think we can get together and reach Heaven?" (Oye mami, crees que nos podemos juntar y llegar al Cielo?) (Sad to say, I heard a friend say this. I simply laughed.) And if the pickups don't work, well you can always hear what they say when girls don't pay attention. I'll put the most "decent" one I've heard: ... Por Dios! Y yo pensaba que los Franceses eran los peores del mundo... Jejeje That's cheating Lifestar, I don't understand a word. Jejeje? Are you being unfaithful? *LOL* Nah babe, that ain't cheating, that's Spanish And all I said is "And I thought the French had the worst pick-up lines in the world... Heheh You see, "J" in Spanish is pronounced like "H" in English or... French. So no, I wasn't being unfaithful, ye woman of little faith!! |
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