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9-27-2007 5:02 PM
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Lifestar says:
They reminded me of Barney from How I Met Your Mother, especially the last one, it's just LEGEN-wait for it-DARY!! ^_^
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9-30-2007 10:59 AM
keszterx
Really good collection!
The only thing it's missing is the worst I ever had to endure. It happened just last night. I went to a co-worker's birthday party with my boyfriend, where one of her friends tried to pick me up by saying degrading things about my boyfriend. Go figure.
10-8-2007 3:37 PM
raven714
That's funny, are people desperate or what?
I wonder how many people used # 3. lol
10-9-2007 12:51 PM
Lifestar
11-27-2007 7:41 AM
Jaycer17
You have never heard bad pick up lines until you've heard the kind of things guys tell girls down here in Venezuela. Just two examples:

- For a girl with her mother, they shout to the mother: "Madam, go with God... I'm going with your daughter!"
- If that's Hell, I'll let the Devil take me!
- If that's Hell, who needs Heaven? (I mean, how desperate can you get???)

- "Hey mami, think we can get together and reach Heaven?" (Oye mami, crees que nos podemos juntar y llegar al Cielo?) (Sad to say, I heard a friend say this. I simply laughed.)

And if the pickups don't work, well you can always hear what they say when girls don't pay attention. I'll put the most "decent" one I've heard:
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11-28-2007 2:21 PM
Lifestar
Por Dios! Y yo pensaba que los Franceses eran los peores del mundo... Jejeje
11-28-2007 2:27 PM
thisnamecantbetaken
That's cheating Lifestar, I don't understand a word.

Jejeje? Are you being unfaithful? *LOL*
11-28-2007 5:19 PM
Lifestar
Nah babe, that ain't cheating, that's Spanish
And all I said is "And I thought the French had the worst pick-up lines in the world... Heheh
You see, "J" in Spanish is pronounced like "H" in English or... French.

So no, I wasn't being unfaithful, ye woman of little faith!!
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