I've been saving some of the spams I've received on this topic because the sales pitches are so ridiculous. Most of them are touting the Penis Enlarge Patch. Here are some (these are from actual, received e-mails):

Make sure you have enough room in your car if you plan on enlarging your penis with Penis Enlarge Patch.

A penis bigger than the Sun.

Bigger than a tower, more confidence and power.

Feel comfortable getting undressed even at the daytime with Penis Enlarge Patch.

With Penis Enlarge Patch you can wrap your penis around your hand three times.

Big penis is better than big brains? Than Penis Enlarge Patch is just for you.

Those are the less explicit ones. Some of the others a...

I've been saving some of the spams I've received on this topic because the sales pitches are so ridiculous. Most of them are touting the Penis Enlarge Patch. Here are some (these are from actual, received e-mails):

Make sure you have enough room in your car if you plan on enlarging your penis with Penis Enlarge Patch.

A penis bigger than the Sun.

Bigger than a tower, more confidence and power.

Feel comfortable getting undressed even at the daytime with Penis Enlarge Patch.

With Penis Enlarge Patch you can wrap your penis around your hand three times.

Big penis is better than big brains? Than Penis Enlarge Patch is just for you.

Those are the less explicit ones. Some of the others are even funnier. If anyone's interested, I'll post more.