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Turn the fog off, so that I can see!!!
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9-7-2009 3:57 AM
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20 dumb questions Banff tour operators hear on the job
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9-7-2009
6:00 AM
Socratoad
hahaha .... Its no crime to be dumb, but some people certainly do abuse it!
9-7-2009
6:09 AM
mugofcoffee
One smile is for your comments and another smile is to welcome you back to clip marks (again!)
9-7-2009
7:36 AM
The Infowarrior
"Two things are infinite, The universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the Universe"
- Albert Einstein
9-7-2009
12:26 PM
mugofcoffee
Einstein is full of brain and quotes
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border: none;" cite="http://www.canada.com/technology/dumb+questions+Banff+tour+operators+hear/1959359/story.html"><P><B>13.</B> While working at the (Banff) Gondola on a rainy day I was asked to turn the fog off at the top so they could see."</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.canada.com/technology/dumb+questions+Banff+tour+operators+hear/1959359/story.html"><P><B>17.</B> Can you guarantee wildlife sightings?</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.canada.com/technology/dumb+questions+Banff+tour+operators+hear/1959359/story.html"><P><B>20.</B> Where are the animals kept at night?</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; 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