What to do in an emergency


	What to do in an emergency
rko2007
5-11-2007 6:06 AM
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tips, advice, emergency, fun, parody
rko2007 says:
Just kidding!
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5-11-2007 6:13 AM
Mikez
Vin Diesel LOL or maybe "YOL" ??
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                    set yourself on fire, do not run.</I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/121FBD65-3875-4870-98C5-476A5C62FAEC" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>If you spot
                    terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin
                    Diesel, yell really loud. </I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/BEFB4BAD-AB2A-45FB-ADC5-40A82FF9C2DF" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>If you spot a
                    terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.</I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/F13E6B8B-2090-4B39-A7D3-4D303188BCCA" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>If you are
                    sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it
                    instead of seeing a doctor.</I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/18F6DD2A-112E-4014-A46C-DA89DC8E395E" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>Use your
                    flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!</I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/505079EF-2A14-4BAF-86A4-C643DC8A09D9" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>Michael
                    Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal
                    with scary eyes, run away now. </I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/0FEC5878-6ABA-4151-9701-8FD9966FFDE5" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>Be on the
                    lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they
                    tend to rub their hands together manically.</I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/E3306B5C-3420-4354-8A69-430D28F6B6D0" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>If a door is
                    closed, karate chop it open.
</I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/75C506AE-7CBA-4FBC-8106-75F91151C402" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>If your
                    building collapses, climb under your table and practice yoga
                    postures.</I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/E2D6D35C-C13B-467E-99B0-C8C4D93A3C0A/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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