You are all, of course, poor deluded fools; British chocolate is far superior in taste and texture (the Belgians make a fine chocolate but one can't eat caviar every day). When I first visited the States I was eager to try some treats that I had, up until then, only seen advertised in American comics. The first bite I took out of a Hershey's bar had me stumbling for the trash bin to spit it out: it tasted like vomit! My GF thought I was mad and happily munched it all down. I tried it again - weeks later with the same result. It's filthy and I wouldn't even give it away to Gypsy children.
If you can get hold of it (there are one or two places) over here I heartily recommend Cadbury's Fruit...

You are all, of course, poor deluded fools; British chocolate is far superior in taste and texture (the Belgians make a fine chocolate but one can't eat caviar every day). When I first visited the States I was eager to try some treats that I had, up until then, only seen advertised in American comics. The first bite I took out of a Hershey's bar had me stumbling for the trash bin to spit it out: it tasted like vomit! My GF thought I was mad and happily munched it all down. I tried it again - weeks later with the same result. It's filthy and I wouldn't even give it away to Gypsy children.
If you can get hold of it (there are one or two places) over here I heartily recommend Cadbury's Fruit and Nut (or any Cadbury's bar, really). Don't be fooled by the Hershey licensed stuff, though; go for the imported genuine article.
Don't get me started on Hostess Twinkies - you poor buggers: wtf?!